
A while later, she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water. She called out, 'Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!'
Johnny looked up at her and said, 'He should have thought about that before he joined my church.'
Growing up in the country, we had cats.

Multitudes of cats.
We also grew up having an aunt who happened to be a Catholic Nun.
And I can remember her bringing us a little plastic bottle of Holy Water each on one of her visits to see us.
Being like, 7, and Lutheran - as it were - we politely accepted our gift, knowing it was something to be cherished and not tossed... although not exactly sure what to do with it?
So, we decided to baptize our newest kittens!
Oddly enough though, I don't remember how it all 'went down' from there? Maybe Jodi does. But, I'm thinking they were such little kittens that they didn't know any better. And, thankfully for the kitties, we were more accustomed to 'sprinkling' than to 'dunking'.
But, I do remember coming away from that feeling pretty good about it afterward.
